Uh-oh.

Vegas!
Directly across the parking lot: Hofbrauhaus Vegas.  But am I in danger of going?  No!

Because directly across the street: an English pub (loosely described) with a tap list that includes Arrogant Bastard, one of the DFH IPAs (didn't look closely), Deschutes Black Butte Porter, and...oh, right.  Union and Double Jack.

I'm in trouble.