Can You Drink This Beer Whilst Watching Foot-Ball?

In my travels, which have been extensive, I have encountered many beer creations of the world to-day. I often inspect them with my traveling monocle. As you may have surmised, when looking at stuff with your eyes, the most important characteristic to the observer is the LOOK. Let me just tell you, nothing looks finer than this smooth Budweiser beer I've seen in Jeff's fridge. Even on the outside, in its smooth white can promising the "superior flavor, crispness, and drinkability," you'd expect, one can imagine the clarity of the liquid inside. As we all know, you can't hide imperfections in a clear American lager like a Budweiser, no matter how "inferior and sad" the can may look in Jeff's fridge. Take that, Belgium - you and your flowery nancy-boy beers can frolic through a forest of AMERICAN STRENGTH.