Hop Porn

So hey, sometimes when I'm lonely I look at the nudy pictures of nudes. But hey, sometimes the hops have more powers than the horny. So hey, this is the beer i drank tonight to commemorate my substitution of hoppy beer for porn (Jeff will also have one to drink soon, so maybe he can castrate himself too, with a hop scythe) . What a life change! I feel so empowered! Liberated! Defiled!?! Used!?? Empty and worthless????? Damn this beer. Damn this beer for it's orange tang color and 1 finger head. Damn this beer for it's perfect balance of mild sweetness and over-powering hops. Damn this beer for it's 10% abv buried under a whirlwind of taste bud shattering acidic pain. Hopgasm! HOPGASM!!!

be well,
Ben