Sunday, April 20, 2008

We missed it!

As was previously stated, Coors light has developed a radical new can design to forever change the face of drinking. The new "vented" can, which features a wide mouth for a smoother pour of this fine quality beer, is making its way into homes (and my heart) as we speak. But we missed an important date: April 15.

"National Venting Day" was proclaimed by Molson Coors. What does one do on National Venting Day? Air their grievances with others? Fix the painting chamber in the auto shop to avoid inhaling dangerous toxic fumes? Or simply relax with a cool, refreshing, and most importantly, SMOOTH Coors Light or Coors Banquet?

Whatever one is supposed to do on National Venting Day, there's only one thing this author knows for sure: he didn't do it. Ashamed? Absolutely. But there's a 2009 desk calendar, a PDA, a cell phone, Outlook Express, and a phone call from a hotel in Boulder that are all ready to alert this drinker to the arrival of the second annual National Venting Day on April 15, 2009.

1 comment:

Jeff said...

I wanted to participate in National Venting Day, but I was stuck in a house full of toxic gases. Maybe next year.